Hello. How do I obtain a loan from you guys?

[Reallife]

Hello. I am trying to obtain a small business loan. How can I get a loan through your company? Thanks 

[VanKalkerFarms]

Square Loans are offered to Square customers based on your Square account activity and other factors.  There isn't a way to request a loan directly.  

https://squareup.com/us/en/banking/loans